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  In the wake of the Federal anti-trust suit against Microsoft, Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio.  Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of  Microsoft's Windows 95, 3.1, and DOS operating systems, Sony's chairman, Asai Tawara, said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been, until now, an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony.  For example, we have replaced the usual impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry.

The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error messages:

 
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Web site you seek
cannot be located
but endless others exist...
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 ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
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With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
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A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
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Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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 received from Matthias Miller / SciFi


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