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Taoism

Shit happens.

Confucianism

Confucius say, "Shit Happens".

Buddhism

If shit happens, it is not really shit.

Zen Buddhism

What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism

This shit happened before.

Islam

If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Judism

Why does shit always happen to us?

Catholicism

If shit happens, you deserved it.

Protestantism

Let shit happen to someone else.
Scientology
This shit happened to you 75 million years ago, but it
will only cost $360,000 today for us to remove it.

... originally found in a Fax-Machine but it starts to grow (thanks Kevin :)


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